Emperor Norton's Ministry Of Information

I, Norton I, Emperor of These United States, call on my subjects to stand up!

Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

On the Assessment of Public Opinion and Facts

Loyal Subjects! By my royal decree, I hereby announce the establishment of the Ministry of Public Assessment. As Emperor, I do not have time to assemble all important statistics for These United States. Therefore, I call upon you, citizens, to step forward and do your duty. Membership in this Ministry requires that you provide me with data and a description of your data gathering methods. From there, I will decide if you are suitable for this important position. For those members accepted by Friday, September 29 at 5:00 PM San Francisco time, you will be eligible to vote for your Head of Ministry. I will announce the members here as they are accepted at the end of each day. Elections will be held on Monday, October 2nd. I encourage members to organize and hold debates to establish who shall lead this Ministry.

Please provide an accurate estimate of the number of active rice farms in these United States. Additionally, describe the methods you employed in this estimation. Submit your report to nortonthefirst@yahoo.com

I would like to also remind you that the Political Action Committee is still awaiting its first member.



Blogger Norton I said...

I hereby recognize Layloken as a member of the Ministry of Public Assessment.

Please be reminded that the deadline for elegibility for Head of Ministry is Friday at 5:00 PM San Francisco time; elections to be held on Monday.


10:32 AM  
Blogger Norton I said...

I hereby recognize Entropyblues as a member of the Ministry of Public Assessment.


3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would I have to give up my position with the Ministry of Head Dressings and Apparel?

5:07 PM  
Blogger Norton I said...

I hereby recognize Raysa Rojas as a member of the Ministry of Public Assessment.


1:23 PM  
Blogger Norton I said...

Part of being an active citizen is to participate in various political organizations. I encourage you to participate in as many Ministries as possible.


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Blogger Norton I said...

I hereby recognize Rogi Ocnorb as a member of the Ministry of Public Assessment.


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Anonymous Cooldrew said...

Must we be in San Francisco, my liege?
I live in New York, but I think that your goals are noble and would like to help you.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Norton I said...

Ministry positions are open to all subjects across my domain, regardless of current physical location.


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Blogger Norton I said...

I hereby recognize Kirin as a member of the Ministry of Public Assessment.


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Blogger Shawn said...

My leige,

I have received acknowledgement via email, but not official proclimation of my standing as a member of your PAC.

Is there anything else to be done, good sir?

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